TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR EXTRACTED WISDOM TEETH

1. Talismans
2. Grind and sell as faux rhino horn.
3. Earrings
4. Plant to grow beanstalk/portal to another realm.
5. Dark arts
6. Clone material
7. Soothsaying
8. Yahtzee dice
9. Save for "extras" 
10. Shadowbox for edgy home decor.

On the way home from surgery I cycled through hysterical laughter and sobs, because of course I did. I was also visited by Louis Armstrong.